Sherlocking Omegle

• You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
• Question to discuss:
• I may just live to regret you. -SM
• Stranger: Really?-SH
• You: No you won't ~ - JM
• You: Ooh, Sherly. - JM
• You: What are you doing talking to Sebby? - JM
• Stranger: Moriarty, what a pleasure.-SH
• Stranger: I was wondering who he was mentioning, but now that I am here, I see who it is. I knew you two had something going on.-SH
• You: Well I did tell you. - JM
• You: Didn't you listen? - JM
• You: I told you I would get a live-in one. - JM
• Stranger: You did? Must have slipped.-SH
• You: But mine is sooo much better than yours. Far less boring. - JM
• Stranger: John is not boring!-SH
• You: But how is your little doctor pet? Maybe I should have Sebby pay him a little visit... Finish what we started and all. - JM
• You: Of course he is. You're boring, he's boring - You belong together. - JM
• Stranger: Don't you dare!-SH
• You: Ooh, did I hit a nerve? Maybe I will then, that'd be fun. Watching you try to stop him, oh you'd fail. - JM
• Stranger: If Moran or you touch him, I swear to God, I will track you down and kill you.-SH
• You: I don't get my hands dirty, Sherlock, you know that. And Sebby doesn't need to /touch/ your little pet. He has so many other talents. - Jm
• You: *JM
• You: Though I do like it when he works with his hands. - Jm
• You: *JM
• Stranger: I will you both.-SH
• Stranger: *kill
• Stranger: And by God, you will not escape so easily.-SH
• You: I did last time. And the time before that. Really Sherlock, you should stop trying. You fail every time. I will win in the end, I always do. - JM
• Stranger: I will never stop until you are dead.-SH
• You: That's so sweet. It's like a love note. But you're really not my type, my dear. - JM
• Stranger: That's good,cause you are not my type either.-SH
• You: Oh but you want me. I can see it, you love this. Love the chase, the game. What I give you, you can't find anywhere else. You can't destroy me, Sherlock. You'd miss me too much. - JM
• Stranger: I will destroy you, no matter if I spend my entire life doing so!-SH
• You: Well, if you insist. Rather boring, that. But I suppose I could destroy you as well. I did promise to burn you after all. And now you've told me about your friends. You can't protect all of them, Sherlock. Not anymore. I will burn the heart out of you. - JM
• Stranger: Touch my "friends", and you will die. So will Moran.-SH
• You: Hm, no, I don't think I like that plan. I'll do as I please, you'll fail to stop me, blah blah blah. Ugh, you're so boring! So predictable. "Touch my friends and you will die". Boooring. - JM
• Stranger: I will make you bleed.-SH
• You: Oh, is that a promise? - JM
• Stranger: That is a promise.-SH
• You: Hm, I don't think you could do it as well as Sebby does. I did tell you he was good with his hands, didn't I? - JM
• You: He's good with knives too. - JM
• You: You'll have to do better than that, Shelock. You're hardly threatening. - JM
• Technical error: server disconnected.
• NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Omegle, why you disconnect?! Stranger, I hope you see this.

This was gorgeous and made my day. Thank you stranger!

• You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
• Question to discuss:
• if there's something strange in your neighbourhood, who you gona call?
• You: GHOSTBUSTERS
• Stranger: Not my division. -GL
• You: Fancy seeing you here, my dear - JM
• Stranger: Why aren't you dead? -GL
• You: I think the better question here is, where are your children right now? - JM
• Stranger: Don't you DARE touch them, you freak. -GL
• You: Oh dear, it seems I've touched a nerve - JM
• Stranger: I'm warning you, Moriarty. I'll have the whole division AND Watson on your arse. -GL
• You: Calm down, I've not touched your spawn...yet - JM
• Stranger: You don't mind me asking, do you? If YOU'RE still alive it's not only "possible", but down-right PROBABLE for Sherlock to be alive too, right? I mean he IS cleverer than you are. -GL
• You: Oh, so now that he's dead you "Believe in Sherlock Holmes." I see. It's strange, not too long ago you and your precious division were all too ready to doubt poor Sherlock. Funny how death changes things, isn't it, Inspector? - JM
• Stranger: Oh, believe me, I trusted Sherlock. But Anderson and Donovan ganged up on me. Watson, Hooper and I haven't been restless, you know? -GL
• You: Oh, I DO know. I always know. I've seen your campaign for Sherlock plastered across London. It's adorable. But surely you've seen my posters, too. - JM
• Stranger: Yes, and I've put the novices onto that case, since none of them are legitimized. Each time one pops up my people take it back down again immediately. -GL
• You: Yes, so I've seen. It's nice that we've created this,Sherlock and I, this little war game. But don't you ever wonder what the point is? I know I do. I just keep wondering when ordinary little Sherlock Holmes is going to come out of hiding finally. I do miss him. - JM
• Stranger: you miss someone to play with, don't you? I know the feeling, I miss the annoying idiot too... sometimes. -GL
• You: Oh no, I've got myself a proper live-in pet now. Just like Sherlock had with John. But, it's true. I do miss Sherlock's particular brand of game. - Jm
• Stranger: "live-in pet"? Did you lower your standards to Slavery now?
• Stranger: -GL
• You: I wouldn't call it slavery. Sebastian is oh so willing ;) - JM
• Stranger: I always knew you were playing for the other team. I mean Ballet? Really? -GL
• You: Now, now, let's not be rude. Remember your children are on their way home from school. Who knows what could happen? - JM
• Stranger: My children are in my car. I've just picked them up. do you really think I'll take a risk? -GL
• You: I don't know. It's not very responsible to text while driving. - JM
• Stranger: Red lights do have their advantages, Moriarty. -GL
• You: Not if the drivers near you aren't paying attention. - JM
• Stranger: Are you threatening to cause a car-crash? -GL
• You: Cause is such a strong word, Inspector. I prefer the term orchestrate. - JM
• Stranger: Again with those Artsy-terms. Sure you're not interested in Sebastian? -GL
• You: Oh no, I am very much interested in Sebastian. I'll admit it. Unlike Sherlock and John, practically gagging for each other. Haven't you noticed? - JM
• Stranger: Oh, yes I have. Poor Molly. -GL
• You: Please, she knows. The girl's a pathologist, she's not stupid. - JM
• Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I would like to thank these two awesome people! You guys were great!

• Question to discuss:
• Hey Jim...l-looks like I got shot. -SM
• Stranger 2: Jim? -SM
• Stranger 2: It's a, it's not lookin' too good... -SM
• Stranger 1: Sebastian? Where are you? -JM
• Stranger 2: Building across the city. Was...ah, was trying to do a quick job. -SM
• Stranger 2: S-sorry, boss. -SM
• Stranger 1: Who shot you? Where? Don't you dare- Sebastian! -JM
• Stranger 2: Some city punk, got the drop on me, can you believe it? -SM
• Stranger 2: Was, was trying to corner a share of the market, but, but I knew you wouldn't like that. -SM
• Stranger 1: Why would you even... Where are you? -JM
• Stranger 1: Answer me. -JM
• Stranger 1: What building? What city? Tell me anything you know. -JM
• Stranger 2: Old County building, near Christam Road. -SM
• Stranger 2: Abandoned...lots of homeless. ...but no one around now. -SM
• Stranger 1: I'm coming. (Done and gotten yourself bloody shot.) Hold on. Don't die. That's a command. -JM
• Stranger 2: I'll t-try my best. Keeping awake is...a bit hard, though. -SM
• Stranger 1: Think about anything but being tired. Think about how much fun the game is and will continue to be. Just don't sleep. -JM
• Stranger 2: Hey Jim? Did I ever tell you, how much fun..this has all been? -SM
• Stranger 1: Don't speak like it's a good-bye, for God's sake. -JM
• Stranger 2: Well, if I bloody well don't get another chance, I'm not gonna fucking blow it. -SM
• Stranger 2: I liked to, to think that you cared about me. Now though, I can see it. -SM
• Stranger 1: Can see what? What could you possibly think you're seeing? -JM
• Stranger 2: Maybe, that just a bit, you like me. Not..not even just for my skills, but...for me. .maybe. -SM
• Stranger 2: I think, I think that'll be a good thought for me t-to have. -SM
• Stranger 1: Hmm. Perhaps. Maybe we could follow that train of thought after you DON'T die and I find you. Ugh. Can't this bloody driver go any faster? -JM
• Stranger 2: Ha, A-always the same, boss. Bloody awful cabbies, through and through. -SM
• Stranger 1: Again with the good-bye-esque words? I've told you already, you are not permitted to die. You just have to hold on for a teensy bit longer. Keep it together, for Christ's sake. -JM
• Stranger 2: Alright, alright. Orders are o-orders. -SM
• Stranger 1: We're almost there. I promise. -JM
• Stranger 2: I can, hear the... -SM
• Stranger 1: Sebastian? -JM
• Stranger 1: Sebastian?! Answer me, damn it. -JM
• Stranger 2: S-sorry- -SM
• Stranger 1: SEBASTIAN! -JM
• Stranger 2: Please.. -SM
• Stranger 1: Please what? What now? We're so close, Sebastian. -JM
• Stranger 2: Please know I..tried my..best -SM
• Stranger 1: No... No. Nonononono. Your best would be staying alive, Sebastian. -JM
• Stranger 2: ...'s hard... ...can hear, steps.. ...boss? -SM
• Stranger 1: "I told you, you could do it. Idiot. Never question me."
• Stranger 2: "S-sorry, boss. N-never shoulda...doubted you."
• Stranger 1: "Now, can you stand at all, or do I need to signal our stand-by medic group? They've been waiting so patiently for daddy's orders, after all."
• Stranger 2: "C-can't stand. Kid nicked, artery, in my leg. Such a lucky shot."
• Stranger 1: "Can't be helped now. Jameson! Brownes! Get the bloody hell down here. Double time!"
• Stranger 2: "Jim.. thanks, you..."
• Stranger 1: "Thank you, Sebastian. For following my orders, that is. Erm... well done."
• Stranger 2: "Heh, who else was gonna help you, bring down, Holmes?"
• Stranger 1: "Certainly not these tarts. Gently! You're medics for the love of God. You should know not to jostle him like that."
• Stranger 2: "I think, I'd like to, sleep now. Gotta be, in my best shape, for ya Jim."
• Stranger 1: "I do think that would be best. But, before you do, I- Just for the record..."
• Stranger 2: "..yeah boss?"
• Stranger 1: "I'm glad that you didn't die today."
• Stranger 2: "Me, too, Jim. Me too."
• Stranger 1: (Scene Cut End MY GOD THAT WAS FUN)
• Stranger 2: (PERFECT ANF FLAWLESS)
• Stranger 1: (ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS)
• Stranger 2: (I AM SHIVERELECTRIC)
• Stranger 2: (AND YOU ARE AMAZING)
• Stranger 1: (I THINK I LOVE YOU, STRANGER. THANK YOU FOR THIS GLORIOUS TIME)
• Stranger 2: (THIS. WAS. ABSOLUTELY. FANTABULOUS)
• Stranger 2: (SO TOUCHING. SO EMOTIONAL. SO TENSE.)
• Stranger 1: (AND SOMEONE GOT SHOT. IT WAS BRILLIANT)
• Stranger 2: (THIS SHOULD SAY "For your consideration." SERIOUSLY)
• Stranger 2: (I'D LIKE TO THANK STRANGER, FOR BEING AN AWESOME MORIARTY. AND SPY, FOR THE AWESOME PROMPT, IT TOOK A WHILE BUT WE MADE IT!)
• Stranger 1: (I KNOW, RIGHT? I'VE NEVER ENJOYED A QUESTION PROMPT THIS MUCH)
• Stranger 1: (AND I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANKS STRANGER, FOR BEING THE GREATEST SEBASTIAN EVER AND SPY FOR BEING A SHERLOCK NERD LIKE ME. IT WAS AMAZING, FANTASTIC, AND EVERY OTHER WORD JOHN HAS USED TO DESCRIBE SHERLOCK...BESIDES "DICK," THAT IS)
• Stranger 2: (LMFAO)
• Stranger 1: (I CAN'T STOP SMILING. I THINK THIS IS THE FIRST FULFILLING OMEGLE CALL I'VE ACTUALLY HAD.)
• Stranger 2: (YAY! FULFILLING ALL THE OMEGLES!)
• Stranger 2: (THIS IS A GREAT NOTE FOR ME TO END THE NIGHT ON)
• Stranger 1: (ME TOO. THANK YOU, ONCE MORE. MAYBE ONE DAY WE WILL HAVE THE FORTUNE TO RUN INTO EACH OTHER ON A PROMPT ONCE MORE)
• Stranger 2: (UNTIL THAT FATED DAY. AU REVOIR, AWESOME STRANGER!)
• Stranger 1: (I BID YOU ADIEU)